The Entertainer Blogger Award

Tehreem decided to link me into another one of these things don’t ask me why but she think’s I’m entertaining enough to answer these questions. But the rest of you please don’t get your hopes up. If you really have the time check out Tehreem’s blog it’s this amazing thing right here honestly don’t bother reading about the mess I am try reading the eloquent words of that girl right there. Think about it. All of these will be sarcastic narcissistic ramblings of a 19 year old Muslim girl whose just seen FUCKING TRUMP GET ELECTED whereas Tehreem’s ramblings are mature, beautiful, autumn like…well like herself.

Moving on so these are the rules

  • Write a post  including the award picture (thankuu thepakistanigirls’guide for such a nice pic)
  • Nominate twelve other bloggers
  • Nominees should answer the same questions as the ones below
  • Thank the blogger that nominated you and link their blog

And yes I copy pasted them from Tehreem’s post.

Q1. What do you hope to gain from blogging?

Honestly, I don’t even know all I seem to get is a gigantic F in life from this. The thing is this whole concept of doing something just for some sort of gain is a fundamentally flawed  concept of a materialistic society so fraught with their desire to do things for some kind of benefit that it has forgotten what pleasure is and I’m just going to blame this on 

Q2. What genre of film entertains you the most?

I don’t know some light-hearted comedy. Do remember you asked entertaining not what I like to watch. What entertains me not what pushes a knife through my body and makes me breathe out tragic words and no one even gives a shit about what I’m saying.

Q3. Do you consider yourself a writer, and what inspires you?

What inspires me? Oh you know nature, people, places, feelings. I inspire myself.

Do I consider myself a writer? Of course not that’s an award that should be bestow-

You know what. Yes, yes I do. I consider myself a writer. I write. I feel. I think. I am a narcissistic, egotistical high on testosterone teenager. Sure but I am a writer. Not because I write or blog or any of that superficial bullshit. I am a writer because I choose to be so despite knowing that being called a writer is an accusation. Guilty as charged.

Q4. Why did you choose your particular WordPress username?

Well which one do you mean? fareesism was inspired by zanabism on tumblr. And because  write stuff everyone disagrees with  was like why not fareesism. My view. My well (pardon the blasphemy) religion.

And if you mean Blasphemously Yours, I’m sad you even have to ask.

Q5. What is your favourite book, and why does it speak to you?

Oh well see, I like The Apprentice by Arun Joshi.I wrote a love letter to that book. I also like Q and A. Why? Because I swear.

Q6. What is your favourite song, and why does it speak to you?

I love the script and anything by 21 pil-see I’m obviously not going to tell you I listen to 21 pilots because you’ll think I’m crazy which is a bad thing I never want people to think that right?

Q7. What is your favourite photograph and why does it speak to you?

Oh that’s easy let this future engineer remember how to post a picture though OK?

stuff

Listen man what is up with you and the why business. It’s complicated. You don’t want to know you want some insanely poetic answer talking about the ambivalence of my lust for home and wander simultaneously. You want me to  talk about fading lights and bright highway signs but I’m not Halsey I’m Farees and I can’ feed you incomplete truths.

Ok so, after all of this you can see that I NEVER know how to answer these things my mind is complicated. I’m going to tag everyone on twitter to get them to do this so they actually see it. But these are the people I am going to tag:

Rabia

HONESTLY I SWEAR WHERE IS ZINARA WHAT IS YOUR WORDPRESS WHERE IS ALL I CAN FIND IS STUPID NAT N ZIN ZINARA I SWEAR IF YOU’RE READING THIS WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR WORDPRESS. I AM WHATSAPPING YOU RIGHT NOW ALL HELL S GOING TO BREAK LOSE. FORGET THE TAGGING WHERE IS MY FAVOURITE BLOG GONE TO I SWEAR. NEVER MIND THIS TAGGING THING NEVER GOES TO PLAN WHERE IS ZINNARA? NESHAN I AM GONNA MURDER Y-

I literally tagged one person didn’t I?

Ok hold up I found it it’s this:

https://underthisbluesky.wordpress.com/

BUT I AM STILL CONFUSED I MEAN FIRST IT’S NAT N you know what guys this doesn’t concern you. Check out these blogs. I’ll go kill one of my best friend. I mean whatsapp. Whatsapp one of my best friends.

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5 thoughts on “The Entertainer Blogger Award

  1. Hahahaha OmG I totallyyy loved it, seriously I can’t get enough of you. As much as you reflect to be totally indifferent about these awards and honours, your answers only hook me more. You are one of a kind Farees and your confidence and boldness is something, others, including myself, have to learn from! You never fail to inspire me. Been reading 5 posts consecutively, this was the sixth AND ALSO THE ONE which I laughed at the most, ahh the sarcastic rant. How could I NOT NOMINATE YOU?

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