Uniquely Me Tag.

Well. Here’s another nomination from Tehreem.  Thank you, I guess.

So this is what I have to do:


1. Thank the person that nominated you for this tag and link to their blog (spread the love, basically).  – Oh Lord be witness, I followed this commandment.
2. Write as many things that are unique to you as possible: these can be things that you do, say, like or have that make you different to other people or let you stand out. It can be what defines you as a person, a little thing about you that is just simply you or something little known that you think makes you up as a person. 

Forgive me if I err in doing this vaguely scripted rule, that might not fit my abstract personality which inherently disobeys rules for no reason other than sheer stubborness.
3. Nominate up to 10 bloggers or as many as you like; there isn’t a limit. Oh Lord,  once again forgive my impudence and rationality, but no one who I tag ever does this shit so what the actual fuck is the point? I’m not going to do this. Can we all pray for my cursed soul now?
4. You can take this tag as seriously or non-seriously as you like; you can laugh whilst doing it or feel contemplative: this is about you, after all.I shall indeed take it upon me to be as serious and full of sense as I have been bestowed. I shall not in any way let putrid humor stand in front my goals I shall be victorious
5. After you’ve written this and if you ever feel like there’s nothing to you but what other people have already said and done, look back to your post and remember that it isn’t true! 

Umm…my first point in how unique I am was going to be the fact that I’m so fucking mediocre that I’d lose the award for the most mediocre person on the planet because I can’t even be the best at mediocrity. Well fuck, I have to write things that will make me feel positive later on. 

Dear Lord and saviour, forgive me for all the lies I’m about to bullshit here due to lack of…specialities in my personalities, so to say.


 

  1. I have controversial opinions. Apparently. One opinion that most of my friends would disagree with is that I have nothing unique in my personality. It’s literally a carbon copy of all the average-ness in the world stuck into one frame. And it’s not even original averageness, it’s a carbon-copy. FML forever.
  2. Yes, that was a 13 reasons why reference. I don’t think that show glorified suicide, there’s many reasons to hate the show, glorification of suicide isn’t one. I’d give the show 7/10.
  3. 7/10 is my GPA. Which is the average gpa of the class.
  4. I’m so unique that in a post where I’m supposed to talk about how unique I am, I’m talking about how average I am.
  5. OH I HAVE ONE TRULY UNIQUE THING ABOUT ME. I’m self-obsessed. I am so self obsessed that I have convinced myself the only love I need is self love, the only person I need is myself. I’m so self obsessed that I’m dependant on myself, like we are all dependant on our obsessions.
  6. Like all obsessions fail you. I fail myself quiet often more than anyone else I know.
  7. I can’t write 10 positive and unique facts about myself.
  8. I can’t write 10 positive facts about myself.
  9. I can’t write 10 unique facts about myself.
  10. I can’t write 10 unique facts about myself.
  11. Wait. I repeated a point didn’t I?
  12. Yes, that was supposed to be funny. I use humor as a defense mechanism. (It’s one of the most common types of defense mechanisms after kicking a guy in the balls).
  13. I hate romance. YES! That is truly unique about me, based on my observation of the people around me. I.HATE.ROMANCE.
  14.  I have used the words average and it’s synonyms 9 times combined I’ve used the word unique 9 times too. That shows my personality has balance which goes correctly according to the placement Mars when I was born. The placement of the sun in the fifth house and the moon in the 10th house combined to give me an overall aggressive personality that favors the emotions and likes to be the center of attention.
  15. The placement of my brain and my science major though leads me to call bullshit on astrology. Because stars are dust and fusion.
  16. I find lust to be a fascinating feeling.
  17. I can’t stop writing even when I have nothing to write.

 

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7 thoughts on “Uniquely Me Tag.

  1. Dude I have no idea. I mean you are so awesome and I read so many of these tags but I find yours the best. No doubt I can’t stop loving you and no doubt I can’t help but feel guilty for always putting u in this process of drudgery just to have a laugh at your black sarcasm. Its like food to soul yaar

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      1. Yes of course you avoided answering truthfully, you were being so down to earth and humble altho you are a diva

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    1. a) I wasn’t being humble. Humility is not a trait I have. I just don’t have many unique traits either
      b)I thought you wouldn’t like it because we had to write positive things and I was like?? Positive??? what??? is????that???. Like I thought you wanted me to write a positive post for a change. But then my mind, you know. (Positive??? Does she mean blatant lying? Positive???Does she mean denial? Positive??? Oh fuck it i’ll just make it funny)

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